I write comics. https://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.socialhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwpbmoauoc2kThe part in marvel movies where the gods kill 600 extras is so goddamn boring. I’d rather watch rats fight over the last bite of a hot dog.30 Sep 2026 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpbmoauoc2khttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwoomqer6s2dEvery villainous act is an endorsement. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwoomqer6s2dhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwon5eaufk2mThe closer we approach the Cyberpunk dream the lamer it starts looking. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwon5eaufk2mhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwom2y7kyk2lDude feels the need to shore up Oklahoma. That's wild. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwom2y7kyk2lhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwo6xl6ma22sImagine how desperate for dirt they are on this guy that they're trying to turn being in the same major metropolitan area as Fani Willis into a conspiracy, and not even getting that right. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwo6xl6ma22shttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwnyxbtiv22ldon't tell me what to do [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwnyxbtiv22lhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwmjm4kzqs2lYou set up a whole ass tent every Sunday for 20 minutes, is this what you're asking me to believe? [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmjm4kzqs2lhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwm4ccn7nk2dSometimes I will intentionally get a minor fact wrong so my opponent can jump in and 'correct' me in a way far more damaging than anything I could say. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwm4ccn7nk2dhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwlmnqx2hk2bConservatives usually hate new things on principle. I mean, that's kind of their brand. They're still complaining about lattes, ffs. But the shittiest new thing ever arrives and they're all for it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlmnqx2hk2bhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwlm65ve6s2jThat's one way to put it. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/26/huckabee-blames-biblical-illiteracy-for-declining-us-support-for-israel28 Sep 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlm65ve6s2jhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwlli573s22fYour home value will be dropping by six figures, as will your quality of life, so I bet this bribe won't work. https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1wscnqy/data_center_developer_offers_10000_checks_to_4500/28 Sep 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlli573s22fhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwllfhulss2n"Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?" "Mommy was working the glory hole at Slutcon and by the end of the night we were developing an app." [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwllfhulss2nhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwk3wwf77c2uI wonder if horror was a little better off when effects were expensive28 Sep 2026 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwk3wwf77c2uhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwjofth6hs2wLearning to appreciate that the vast, vast majority of people DGAF about things you care about is a hard lesson but a valuable one. 125 million Americans watch the Superbowl, but that means 220 million Americans did not watch it. Even the most popular stuff isn't actually very popular. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjofth6hs2whttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwjnobh5s22wI blame children's books always having a moral for why people get upset when a book doesn't end with everyone learning to share. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjnobh5s22whttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwjletxukk2lI'd rather storm Omaha Beach than be the guy responsible for fixing Rise of Skywalker. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjletxukk2lhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwj5qpnm3s2jDo they think this automatic realignment is going to get someone to go to church or something? [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwj5qpnm3s2jhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwj3th4pzc2sThey way they treat trade stuff like it's a game of Civilization and you can just make a trade agreement with Ghandi and Ceaser to patch the hole in the budget caused by attacking Queen Elizabeth is really, really dumb. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwj3th4pzc2shttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwj3dwvxvk2hhorses [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwj3dwvxvk2hhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwj2unkp7s26I'm not pretending to not know, I just don't care. Somebody waited until the K-Pop fans didn't have anything to put on repeat to activate their botnet/payola campaign. Big deal. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwj2unkp7s26https://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwgxrsxhzs2oPeter Theil is evil Jack Handey. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Sep 2026 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgxrsxhzs2ohttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwgtnzc3hc2qWhat’s the fraud in not filing claims? [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Sep 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgtnzc3hc2qhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwgjka4rhs2lI'm real glad my brain just does not respond to gambling at all cause if it did it'd be real bad. I'd be betting on Eastern European ping pong leagues within days. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Sep 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgjka4rhs2lhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mweja2ftz22dThe only way the Superbowl halftime show isn't going to be a political minefield is if they assemble the surviving members of the 85 Bears to do a 20 minute version of the Superbowl Shuffle.25 Sep 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mweja2ftz22dhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwdt42uxbc2cI’m glad people are realizing that this is a religious thing. They’re not just the next iPhone. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdt42uxbc2chttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwcjbxdamc2bWhat is it with people just saying the most jaw-dropping out of touch stuff ever lately like you have a right to silence and way more people should use it. Consider voting for him. Was that supposed to be an own? [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwcjbxdamc2bhttps://main.bsky.dev/profile/justincoke.bsky.social/post/3mwcghqz5p22b4 years in, I can tell when I get an AI email because it's the size of War and Peace while having virtually no content. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Sep 2026 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:z6ktkfay3d7sq6425ukds6xh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwcghqz5p22b